Halloween Quickies 5
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends.
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts.
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.
What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds.
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.
